Tuesday, April 15, 2008

A gameshow idea!!!

Years ago I had a lot of success in lesser known asian tv channels with my hit cult gameshow, "Name That LOGO!"  or " 名前とロゴ "
 
I have now created a new one.
 
Its called "Pimp My Presentation" or " 私のプレゼンテーションのポン引き ".
 
Basically, each week 2 or 4 consultants will bring a really bad presentation onto the show. The audience will pick the worst and then the resident champion presentation pimper will weave their magic, to effects of swirly lights, studio band music (maybe different guest band each week haven't decided) and dancers.
 
The gameshow host would have an array of great catchphrases "show us your template mate!" and "will you look at the size of that font!"
 
Am looking for backing.
 

Fw: searching


 
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sculpture

Saw a new sculpture site today:
 
 
Russian portrait sculpture made in bronze, clay and porcelain.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

who's that girl?

Who is this?
 
In London on Tuesday 8th April, a mystery woman with an award, paparazzi snapping away.
 
She went into the building as I got round the other side to take a shot.
 
 

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

logo design showcase

Critics are calling it the smash series review of the new millenniums first decade.
 
 
 
cat food quality control
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If you love logo design you will LOVE these!
 
Some classics in there....

Sunday, April 06, 2008

photographers agency

 
In researching photography and photographer agents photos photography photographic products.
 
 
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Saturday, April 05, 2008

the biggest outlook email inbox

OK I googled for this and didn't find a forum, site, blog etc. Am shocked, perhaps I'm wrong and there is a whole community dedicated to this out there but is there a world record for the largest or biggest inbox? I ask because I know someone, let's call him CT who has 9314 message in his inbox. I was shocked. Perhaps with the devastating levels of spam around this is a futile question but it seems to me there must be some phenomenal inboxes around out there. Please share the facts, it started here.. Outlook, Outlook express, Eudora, Thunderbird, DreamMail, Incredimail, Entourage, I don't care what you use I just want to find the fullest!!!

epoxymoron?

Stuck freely.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

logos

Very important, a logo. No go with no logo they say as far as identity and branding and t-shirt sales go, that's for sure. So today I made 15 pages of them and will make 15 more or so, logos that is shortly. Here they are http://www.design2d.co.uk/daily_object/april_2008/1.htm . Will push boundaries with the second batch. Would grade them as 60/70% interesting/amusing so far. Have to raise the logo bar as it were.
 
Could of course do some research, be more thorough, pastiche examples from specific places and eras, could do. but then again am not being paid. But money isn't everything. No it's not. Perhaps I would if the audience was there, this is showmanship then? no. It;'s not? no. Who are you talking to? I don't know.
 
What is the motivation?
 
Not sure. Humour/making something/factor X/...
 
Logos. There is a practise I have encountered during freelance contract work of tracing actual company logos for use in documents. Bizarre. Illegal of course, could simply ask the company to send a copy. They could refuse but then wouldn't that be absurd? Their logo is a public badge. If they said 'well what are you going to do with it?' surely you could say, 'what does it matter to you, it's all publicity etc.!'

Monday, March 31, 2008

waffle

Not the edible type but the spoken stuff. To some, 'to waffle' is an art. A gentle meandering river of spoken thought collecting arbitrary mental jetsam and flotsam as it were, spreading out in all directions it may seem to become a mass of tributaries leading eventually to a sea of turgid meaningless stuff. Through it all should remain a shocking inoffensiveness, almost oppressive in it's hapless, harmlessness. If it is offensive it is not waffle, it is a tirade or diatribe. Everyone knows that. Personally I have never been able to waffle, I have tried oh how I have tried but alas it is a peak I have yet to conquer. Mount waffle, a mythical location set high in the sky forever bathed in... waffle.