July
1st 2003
In
the corridors of The
Daily Object
http://www.sarrchasm.com/issues/2001056101.php
| July
1st 2003 |
In
the corridors of The
Daily Object |
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| Patrick: I have to tell you something Ed, today I picked my nose and ate it. |
| Ed: I could tell. Your nose is badly misshapen. And look at those bite marks. |
| Patrick: My nose didn't taste very good. |
| Ed: That's why they don't have nose-flavored candy. |
| Patrick: You serious? Do you think there's a hole in the market? |
| Ed: Sure Pat sure. Are you looking to diversify then? |
| Patrick: Not really, just always fancied having a stall in a market is all. Like Pa used to. |
| Ed: You told me your Father was in the Army. |
| Patrick: No that was Ma, Pa sold pet's clothing door-to-door and on stalls at fairs. |
| Ed: Patrick, you're my friend and I love you, as a friend. But from now on you've got to stop following me like this when I go to the stationary cupboard... |
| thanks to: http://www.sarrchasm.com/issues/2001056101.php |