Order Now! Or forever regret missing this fantastic opportunity to communicate with animals, birds, lizards and fish with Universal Animal Translator !
We cannot disclose the exact origin of this wonder shrub, but can confirm it relies heavily on
nano quasi linguo technology.

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Everyone dreams of truly talking to their pets, now let dreams become reality. Now you can chat with a chimp, talk with a hawk, go hoarse joking with a horse, rabbit with a rabbit, have a laugh with a giraffe and talk with the cows till the cows come home!

Rolf Harris (singer & kind man) "I didn't realise these animals were so alarmed to find me waiting for them in the vets!"

David Attenborough (highly educated nature documentary presenter) "I'm not sure whether my job is safe..."

Dr Dolittle (now unemployed) "!"

Farmer Giles (farmer) "I didn't realise the cows made such rude jokes about me!"

Keith Harris (animal ventriloquist and singer) "Orville left a note this morning...and flew away with my translator!"

Harriet Atkins (84 yrs old) "I've had my cat Billy for 24 years...until now I didn't realise Billy hated tuna!"

Universal Animal Translator
Comes supplied with:

1) A 12650pg manual (in 232 languages)

Sale of Universal Animal Translator is based upon stringent screening of
potential purchasers, the nature of it's unique wealth generating
capabilities require avoidance it fall into subversive hands.
You must be aged 12+ to own this kit.

Universal Animal Translator is only
US$3, 199, 000.49 !

Flexible payment plan- cash, personal cheque, credit card, barter, cash.