diamond bush miracle plant kit

UNIQUE BIOLOGICAL MIRACLE NOT AVAILABLE VIA NORMAL RETAIL OUTLETS

Once in a while a truly unique product is made available to the public. Diamond Bush Miracle Plant Kit is without doubt THE most unique product of the new millennium.

Order Now! Or forever regret missing this fantastic opportunity to grow 100% authentic diamonds from Diamond Bush Miracle Plant Kit!
We cannot disclose the exact origin of this wonder shrub, but can confirm it relies heavily on
morphing polychloro-carbo technology.

Everyone dreams of unlimited wealth, now let dreams become reality. Money truly can grow on trees-
YOUR TREES! YOUR OWN DIAMOND BUSHES!

VERY LIMITED supply!
Please read these satisfied customer reviews...

Dolly Parton (singer & entrepreneur) "I can't remember a day when my diamond bush hasn't produced...another crop...another train..."

Sultan Jamal El Ghazi (Oxford educated despot) "I ordered the variegated leaf version...I have polished diamonds in 2 hours...my wives love them...immensely..."

Ivan T Killemov (ex-KGB)"I develop much of this plant...KGB steal technology from CIA, Chinese and Japanese laboratories...combine it with finest Russian intelligence...it has awesome power..."

Cliff Richard (pop icon) "My kitchen has been transformed...the diamonds look great and the edible leaves are great in fruit cocktail...what could be better?"

Terry Smith (14 yrs old) "It's cool..my cousin Gary got one from a house we done over...we go out to the woods sometimes with AK47 we swopped for diamonds...real laugh...not for the rabbits..."

Diamond Bush Miracle Plant Kit
Comes supplied with:

1) A 12650pg manual (in 232 languages)
2) 24 instruction video cassettes (72 hours viewing)
3) One packet of seeds - 10 sacks of Diamond Dust
4) Containers of colour for colouring diamonds
5) 16 large sacks of gravel
6) 16 very large sacks of manure
7) 16 crates of woodchips
8) Razor blades for security fence (heavy duty steel fencing not supplied)
5) 185 instruction floppy disks

(Accessories are packed in 72 very large environmentally friendly biodegradable foam boxes weight 1958kg)

Sale of Diamond Bush Miracle Plant Kit is based upon stringent screening of
potential purchasers, the nature of it's unique wealth generating
capabilities require avoidance it fall into subversive hands.
You must be aged 12+ to own this kit.

Diamond Bush Kit is only US$199, 000.49 !