THE most unique product of the new millennium.
Order Now! Or forever regret missing this fantastic
opportunity to be the first person you know to have 82B AQT!
We cannot disclose the exact origin of this invention, but can confirm it
relies heavily on CIA/ KGB and NASA technology.
VERY LIMITED supply!
Everyone
has an essential need for the multi phone. It is a multi purpose device
(MPD) which when combined with the accompanying accessory pack
is capable of the following functions:
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Lamp, alarm clock MW/FM/LW radio, computer, 1440 dpi printer, 2400 dpi
scanner, TV (surround sound), CD/ DVD player, record player (33,45,78rpm),
digital musical instrument tuner, digital camera (megapixel), portable
PC projector, telephone, fax, mini hoover, fan, multi device remote control,
remote control finder...
Corkscrew, bottle opener, garlic crusher, scissors, tin opener, hoover,
knife sharpener, food mixer, juicer,knife and blade combination master
(pliers,camping assistants such as mini-saws and a fork and a spoon, wire-cutters,
a screwdriver, money clip, file, wrench, corkscrews, includes a belt loop
carrying sheath)...
Shaver/ beard trimmer, nail file, tweezers, nostril hair plucker, pumice
stone, electric toothbrush, hairdryer, electrolysis probe...
Clippers, soil tester, thermometer, string trimmer, magnifying lens, microscope.
Tape measure, micrometer, band/ jig saw, planer, drill, paint stripper/
sander, torch, battery charger, tyre pressure gauge, arc welder, blowtorch,
skeleton/ alun keys...
Handheld GPS, baby monitor (detachable screen/ cable/ remote)...
Carbon monoxide detectors, air conditioner, lie detector, alcohol breath
tester, cigarette & BBQ lighter, asteroid warning indicator, infra-red
night sight, travel stove/ iron, water purifier, 144 language translator,
fly swat, compass, Geiger meter, telescopic 8 ft fishing rod, .44 caliber
gun, laser pointer, radar jammer...
Dictaphone with voice recognition, magnet, address book/ diary, pen holder,
OHP, slide projector, pricing gun/ label maker, photocopier, stapler/
puncher, pencil sharpener...
Colonel Orange (anonymous mercenary) "I can't remember a job I've done in the last 5 years where I haven't made sure the team have one of these...essential kit.."
Sultan Jamal El Ghazi (Oxford educated despot) "I ordered the gold-plated version...I had the laser upgraded...the radar jammer has helped me...immensely..."
Ivan T Killemov (ex-KGB)"I develop much of this device...KGB steal technology from CIA, Chinese and Japanese laboratories...combine it with finest Russian intelligence...it has awesome power..."
Cliff Richard (pop icon) "My kitchen has been transformed...the musical instrument tuner works a treat and my friends get fruit cocktail...what could be better?"
Terry Smith (14 yrs old) "It's cool..my cousin Gary got one from a house we done over...we go out to the woods sometimes with it...real laugh...not for the rabbits mind..and squirrels."
82B
AQT
comes supplied with:
1) A 2650pg manual (in
32 languages).
2) 4 instruction video cassettes (12 hours viewing).
3) 35 cd-roms (drivers for devices and troubleshooting library)
4)
Cabling splicing and souldering kit
(Accessories are packed in 2
very large environmentally friendly biodegradable foam boxes (weight 58kg)
Sale of 82B
AQT is based upon stringent screening of potential purchasers,
the nature of it's unique power source and weapons capabilities require
avoidance it fall iunto enemy hands.
You must be aged 12+ to own this device.
Titanium plated, hi resolution colour LCD screen, dolby
stereo surround sound, infra red capability.
It is available in a range of colours, with full documentation,
a vast array of accessories, lifetime support and guarantee.
Fantastic energy capabilities - based on X45 plasma cells.
Body made of depleted unobtanium, supplied with an indestructium
case and maribou trimmed leather pouch (optional).
82B AQT
is only US$79, 000.49
Flexible payment plan-
cash, personal cheque, cash,
credit card, barter, cash
